2017 Questionable Kixmas

Away in a manger no crib for a bed,
A night in a hostel is where I’d rest my merry head,
 
Sharing a room with Elphs of nine more,
​ohh know, of the lot eight would snore,

If Jesus slept on hay, then this wasn’t so rough, 
A year of living in a tent makes ones back nice and tough,


What a change of events from last Christmas morn.,
 Where I’d leave Christmas day from a questionable house of porn,

 What’s that you say of last Christmas day, 
You’d find yourself a bit tipsy in the company of  Mexican women dancing for pay?

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